Robbery at Sacred Pagan Site

Posted in Pagan News at 12:00 pm

CCTV Footage obtained exclusively by The Burning Times reveals a vicious assault and robbery today at a well know Pagan sacred site.
Victim, Homer Simpson of Springfield was Hit with a club and had his Doughnut stolen by the naked attacker.

Police have identified the attacker as one “Cerne Abbas”, described as approx 180ft tall and between 400 and 500 years old.

Mr Simpson is recovering in Hospital under the watchful eye of Dr. Nick Riviera.

Members of the public are warned not to approach Mr Abbas, still at large and believed to be armed with a club.


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