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25.07.06

Wiccan Cartoon is in the Pot!

Posted in Pagan News at 11:41 am

Cauldron Cartoons have announced they are producing a 26 episode animated series for Jetix Europe titled Lil’ Wiccans. The format of the show is said to resemble that of the successful Charlie Brown series but with characters ‘borrowed’ from the history of Wicca and other Pagan traditions. Read the rest of this entry »

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18.07.06

Dear Burning Times

Posted in Dear Burning Times at 9:53 am

Dear Burning Times,

I am really having problems performing for my lady. I always seem to go limp and its rather on the small side. My lady is being kind about it, but I’m sure some of the other guys in our local circle suspect.

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06.07.06

Dear Burning Times

Posted in Dear Burning Times at 3:36 pm

Dear Burning Times,
My partner has recently dumpted me and I feel as though I am never going to find love.
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Football Spells Backfire.

Posted in Pagan News at 3:35 pm

England’s performance in the German World Cup is not to be blamed on Red Cards or Penalty Shootouts but on Witchcraft gone wrong.
The burning times today learned from a source who wished to remain nameless that a spell against the Portugese player Cristiano Ronaldo originally intended to have him dropped from the team was so badly worded that is caused him to fall to the ground in great pain for no visible reason at regular intervals.  Thankfully the effect was temporary and Ronaldo was able to continue his game once the ref had either ignored his display or blown his whistle.
The rogue spell has also affected other players in the Portugese and Italian national teams.

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