07.04.06
Isis Worship Banned over Bird Flu Fears
The Scottish Parliament has today taken the unprecedented step of issuing a restraining order against Isis worshipers across Scotland in the wake of fears over bird flu.
“We consider all worship of Isis and other winged gods or godesses an unnecessary risk at this time.”
A spokesperson for the Isis Foundation of Scotland has denied any link between winged dietys and bird flu and has denounced the ban as ludicrous.
