09.10.08
Knackers Yard to “CASH IN” on Ritual
In what can only be described as either genius or (more likely) sheer madness an announcement from a leading “Knackers Yard” today could solve the problem of so called Occult Horse Attacks.
Although Pagans have long protested that there is no such thing as Occult Ritual Horse attacks, their calls have fallen on deaf ears in the popular press and one enterprising Knackerman has taken reports of local “Occult Ritual Horse Attacks” and hopes to turn a tidy profit from a “New and as yet untaped market”.
As an addition to the more usual Dog food and Glue Mr. Trottbagger of Trottbagger and Sons Knackery is to offer services to Occultists. “It doesn’t matter to me if the old nags end up as glue, fertilizer, dog food or used in some bizarre occult mumbo jumbo so long as I gets me cash” Mr. Trottbagger said to gathered reporters.
Representatives of Local Occult groups, Equestrian groups and pretty much everyone else we asked were heard to remark that this was the craziest thing they had ever heard.
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