19.05.07
Lord Carlyon to retain government post
Lord Carlyon of Hogwash was today confirmed as retaining his position as official spellcaster to the Prime Minister.
Government officials confirmed his appointment, stating that it was mainly to stop Lord Carlyon throwing a huge strop and sulking for days.
They refused to confirm reports that the appointment was also intended to persuade Lord Carlyon to remove his spell on Gordon Brown.   Burning Times understands that the additional smiling Mr Brown has been doing recently is as a result of Lord Carlyon’s intervention.
